The Sausage, by Arnaldo Jabor

By Saturday, July 31, 2010 0 , Permalink 0

As I get older and live with women, I value even more those who are above 30.

They do not care what you think,
but they have a heart if you intend to talk to them.

If she does not want to watch the football game on TV, she not sit around moaning, teasing …
will do something she wants to do. … and it’s usually something more interesting.

She knows enough to know who you are, whatever it is
and whoever, they definitely don’t stay with who they do not trust.

Women are Psychoanalysts when they become older,
you never have to confess your sins … they always know …

They are beautiful when they wear red lipstick.
Not so with younger women … Why is it, huh?

Older women are forthright and honest,
they tell you in the face if you’re an idiot if you are acting like one!

You never have to worry about where it fits in her life,
just act like a man and let it do the rest …

Yes, we praise women over 30 years!

Unfortunately this is not reciprocal, since for each woman over
30 years, stunning, beautiful, well caught, sexy, and well resolved,
There is a man over 30, bald, obese in yellow shorts,
playing the fool for a girl of 19 years …

Ladies, I apologize for them: they know not what they do!

For all those men who say:
‘Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?’
Here’s an update for you:
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage and you know why?

Because “women realize it’s not worth buying one whole pig just to get a little sausage! ”

Nothing more fair!


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